Machete
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The machete is a single-edged sword, usually made out of steel. It is commonly known for its use for cutting down tall underbrush in forests and jungles. The machete is seen in the hands of Hank once in Madness Antipathy and Consternation, and in the hands of a few l33t agents in the same episodes. Hank is able to slice a foe's head in half with it, and also drive it through an enemy's skull. In Madness Inundation some l33t agents used it and the auditor summoned two of them to battle against Jesus.